Hypochondria Tee — "WEBMD Just Confirmed I’m Dying" Graphic T-Shirt

$25.00 USD
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Wear this tee when the worry spiral starts and you want to laugh at yourself out loud. The soft garment-dyed cotton feels broken-in from the first wear, like an old friend who gets your anxious humor. Simple, slightly cheeky text—“WEBMD just confirmed I’m dying - hypochondria tee”—lands with dry, self-aware wit. It sits loose across the shoulders and drapes casually over jeans, hoodies, or a worn flannel. Toss it on for low-key coffee runs, late-night symptom Googling sessions (yes, we’ve been there), or weekend hangs with people who understand sarcasm as a coping mechanism. The muted, lived-in color and relaxed cut make it one you reach for when you want comfort and a little comic relief in equal measure.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in many colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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Hypochondria Tee — "WEBMD Just Confirmed I’m Dying" Graphic T-Shirt
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Sustainable, natural textiles can be enjoyed for generations to come.

Care

Wash only when necessary using cold water and a gentle detergent.

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Hand-picked accents give this piece an understated unique look.

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